Didn’t you see his name on the Mitchell Report?

The scary thing about a giant kaiju zombie is that you can’t kill it easily – you have to destroy its brain, which may be very small and well protected. It might also be hungry for brains, gobbling up people wholesale because it is just too much trouble to crack open their tiny skulls. Or maybe it would just bite people’s heads off and throw away the bodies. The giant zombie also might go after other living dai-kaiju and try to eat their brains – thereby also turning them into giant zombie monster versions of themselves. Maybe something like that happened to the Statue of Liberty – except when the giant zombie monster found the head was empty of brains it got mad and threw it into the city.

I am also suddenly reminded that there was a giant Frankenstein kaiju movie:
http://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/07/cinema-shithouse-frankenstein-conquers.html

Maybe the giant zombie could be the reanimated corpse of the giant Frankenstein monster? Or, even more disturbing, maybe the giant zombie kaiju can be sewn together from the parts of various other dead dai-kaiju. Or (and for some reason, this really icks me out) it could have been made by painstakingly sewing or otherwise scientifically/magically melding together entire graveyards (Cloverfield cemetary?) of corpses to create one giant zombie corpse.

Yeah, I’d watch that movie.

And, in the end, what might the defeat of the monster represent?

The rejection of all the destructive, explodey love.

Sad.

The others will soon follow.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zGTs-ooDZq4&feature=related

Not just something I made up, I swear.

2. The smaller — but still somewhat large — skittering creatures are wingless bees, or maybe regular, but giant, winged bees that choose not to fly at the moment because Earth’s environment (less oxygen, greater gravity, etc.) won’t allow them to fly — or maybe the giant bees are just lazy.

3. The “exploding woman” in the trailer explodes because of a massive allergic reaction to the otherworldly pollen spread by the presence of the partially sentient clover field and wandering giant bees.

…here comes the important part…

4. The reason why you can’t drink just six Slushos is because Slusho, by a miraculous coincidence, happens to contain the exact antihistamine that will counteract the catastrophic allergic reactions triggered by the alien pollen. But you can’t drink just six; you have to drink at least seven to get enough of the accidental antihistamine.

…and…

5. The information about Shusho will be revealed in a life-saving plot twist in the last five minutes of the film when Matt Reeves is terminated from his post as director of the film and J. J. Abrams replaces him with M. Night Shyamalan.

6. M. Night Shyamalan will take further liberties, and the Cloverfield monster will be driven back toward the sea when a street-side toy vendor afflicted with hypertrichosis — excessive body hair, which he has dyed fluorescent green — discovers he can repel the beast by throwing his inventory of illegal Chinese toys at it (turns out the monster hates lead-based paint and GHB more than we do). As the retreating beast is about to back into the sea, it trips over the Statue of Liberty’s head, which had been dragged there by the kid with Down’s Syndrome (using his dad’s psychedelically-painted tow truck) who just innocently wanted to repair the Statue of Liberty. When the monster trips, it flips over, landing in the water clover field-side down, instead of up as it had intended, killing all the Clover and wiping out all the alien pollen.

Either that or a coalesced golem of China Mieville’s head shavings…

“Over the decades, the marshmallow bits have undergone radical transformations in shape, size, and color. At first it was just pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers; they were magically delicious. Then the mutants began to appear. Blue diamonds. Purple horseshoes. Red balloons. Swirled whales. A rainbow. A snowman. A pot of gold. The Eiffel Tower. The frosted oat nuggets have stayed the same all along. But that plain and unchanging substrate has only served to highlight the jarring mutability of the so-called marbits. What mysterious forces are shaping the evolution of Lucky Charms?”

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1511/is_8_20/ai_55248808/pg_1

Given the mass quantities of this mutagenic cereal that Lucky has consumed over the last 45 years, his monstrous transformation shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.