Comments on: No Objectivity: AZTEC REX http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/ From Modern Mythcraft to Magical Surrealism Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:11:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: ben http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-15971 ben Sun, 16 Jan 2011 00:06:18 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-15971 That girl is so fit That girl is so fit

]]> By: will http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-8395 will Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:02:54 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-8395 Excellent review - no more than this film deserved. BTW, why does the chief have a German flag painted on his arm? Excellent review – no more than this film deserved. BTW, why does the chief have a German flag painted on his arm?

]]> By: Ed http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-3263 Ed Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:19:13 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-3263 I thought the review was really funny and made the movie seem better than it was. And the actress I believe is Dichen Lachman I thought the review was really funny and made the movie seem better than it was. And the actress I believe is Dichen Lachman

]]> By: steven s http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-3260 steven s Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:23:11 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-3260 what is the actreses name that played the princess? what is the actreses name that played the princess?

]]> By: Jean http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-3181 Jean Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:43:46 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-3181 Those exquisite nose-job nostrils on Princessa don't cut her much slack in case of a cold. Okay, no cold in Mexico, but what if she has an allergy attack or or something? Those exquisite nose-job nostrils on Princessa don’t cut her much slack in case of a cold. Okay, no cold in Mexico, but what if she has an allergy attack or or something?

]]> By: Toni V. Sweeney http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-2016 Toni V. Sweeney Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:13:52 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-2016 I agree with everything you've said! When I saw the Trailer for this movie, I refused to believe it. When I watched the movie, I still didn't believe it! It was the best comedy I've seen lately. (Dare I hope it was intentionally a farce?) Besides all the bad acting, bad costumes--when will writers ever learn not to use modern day slang in historical/period pieces? I agree with everything you’ve said! When I saw the Trailer for this movie, I refused to believe it. When I watched the movie, I still didn’t believe it! It was the best comedy I’ve seen lately. (Dare I hope it was intentionally a farce?) Besides all the bad acting, bad costumes–when will writers ever learn not to use modern day slang in historical/period pieces?

]]> By: Rey http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-2006 Rey Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:27:14 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-2006 Although not featured in this review, the altarpiece had a very classy symbol of a T. Rex, all covered in glitter-glue. By the way, excellent play-by-play! Although not featured in this review, the altarpiece had a very classy symbol of a T. Rex, all covered in glitter-glue.

By the way, excellent play-by-play!

]]> By: Clint Harris http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-1997 Clint Harris Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:15:13 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-1997 Just noticed this today: Ian Zering's armor is possibly the worst effort of costumery since the toga party scene in Animal House, though Cortez's armor was not intentionally bad, I'm sure. Note to costumer: Please spray paint silver on only the parts that are supposed to be steel. Leather straps are not steel. They should not be grey, silver or any variation of both. Stick with brown for leather, dipshit. Just noticed this today: Ian Zering’s armor is possibly the worst effort of costumery since the toga party scene in Animal House, though Cortez’s armor was not intentionally bad, I’m sure.

Note to costumer: Please spray paint silver on only the parts that are supposed to be steel. Leather straps are not steel. They should not be grey, silver or any variation of both. Stick with brown for leather, dipshit.

]]> By: M.K. Hobson http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/non-fiction/columns/no-objectivity-aztec-rex/comment-page-1/#comment-1844 M.K. Hobson Fri, 30 May 2008 20:55:34 +0000 http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=574#comment-1844 This was *hilarious.* The Sci-Fi channel may insist on continuing to foist its horrifically bad original movies on us, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Madame Valentine, like a caped avenger, stands ready to skewer them on behalf of all decent and right-thinking lovers of the genre. Keep up the good work, Fantasy Magazine! M This was *hilarious.* The Sci-Fi channel may insist on continuing to foist its horrifically bad original movies on us, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Madame Valentine, like a caped avenger, stands ready to skewer them on behalf of all decent and right-thinking lovers of the genre. Keep up the good work, Fantasy Magazine!

M

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