Comments on: Ten Things You Should Know About Twilight

By: Joseph

Joseph — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:52:36 +0000

i usually just lurk the comments, but i got so mad when i read the post of a pre-adolescent girl saying that “Twilight is not a cheesy love flick, twilight is SciFi” i cant believe it. I’m still shaking. Hey, omg-girl, please go to the hospital and neuter yourself. I will pay for the operation. I will buy you the whole trilogy of this bullshit films made by a retarded mormonic (get it?) girl portraying a retard with no good qualities whatsoever falling in love with a sparkling “vampire”. I will get that shitty actor playing the dude that dies in the Twin Towers to sign your first tampon.

Still, if you are a troll, that i seriously believe you are, i will give you a 10/10. Nobody can be that stupid in real life without dying because they forgot to breathe. Impressive. And i know that i’m slowpoking but god.

Hey girls, you want SciFi? Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey or Alien (asking a twilight fan to watch Kubrik, i know) Maybe even watch The Matrix. Read I Am Legend by Richard Masterson. Expand your horizons.

Or go on a diet, marry a rich dude and buy a tiny dog to go with your tiny purses and your tiny brains.

By: amee

amee — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:29:17 +0000

hey i saw the movie i like very much.. and robert also he is so good in this movie ..

By: Niki

Niki — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:47:24 +0000

I read the books but didn’t see the movie. I got the dvd for my birthday and it lies collecting dust with the plastic still on it. The books were good but I’ve read better. Way better. Twilight can suck my toe for all I care! Ha! Take that Stephanie Meyer!

By: Anne-Marie

Anne-Marie — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:55:27 +0000

well, i will admit , I AM a 14 year old girl , and i read the twilight saga before it was a huge phenomena, and i reallly enjoy it, (although i like just but anything with vampires in it) The movie was the worst thing ive ever seen and i laughed my heaad off through most of it and the director failed miserably.. though i am going to see the second one, mostly to make fun of it.. and i have read some of the anne rice series and it is hugely better than twilight

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:24:25 +0000

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. You were right, I did see the movie and did think it was 6 hours long (thank you for clarifying the real time). Thank you, this made my day.

By: Primesbelle

Primesbelle — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:07:53 +0000

I know the books are horribly cheesy, but sometimes a girl likes a good cheesy read. I’m a fan of the books. That being said the movie is horrible.

I felt awkward just watching it. It was horrible, my eyes actually may have bled if I hadn’t been averting them out of awkwardness. Kristen Stewart was the absolute worst choice for Bella. Her manly voice gives me the creeps.

And Pattinson? Seriously girlies? He is not a god, he’s only a mildly talented actor. Who doesn’t do anything in the movie except that menacing glare from under his brows.

By: sivamet

sivamet — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:49:29 +0000

ok guys bring on the stones, I’ve read the Twilight series 3 times now. I live in Tacoma and acutally drove the 3 hours to Forks just to see what was going on over there. I have a sticker on my honda that states Edward prefers brunettes, my night shirt says real men sparkle. Mmhmm, I know it’s terrible. I have no excuse since I’m not a teenager, single or insane but I took it at face value and just enjoyed. Don’t be so cynical ok. So what if I make you sit and watch Twilight for 2 hours, because I assure you that it is not 4 flippin hours long. A mere average 120 minutes. You boyfriends and husbands of the world make me watch crap all the time. IE American Gangster or that horrid movie with Vin Diesel Babylon AD. The movie wasn’t fabulous I understand. Bella blinked far too much and Edward appeared more constipated then torchered but imagine you’re favorite book as a kid and having a bit of it come to life. Pretty cool right? Oh it’s not? OK, well how many of you 30 something gentelmen went and saw all the marvel comic movies, star trek, or the prequels to star wars? exactly. Be youthfull instead of cynical, it feels nice and the next day you can go back to watching Nancy Grace or whatever it is old people do.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:31:05 +0000

I watched the movies, read the books… all of them. I thought they were good. I came to this post because I thought it would be interesting. Parts of it were, but others are just sad. I like reading all kinds of books by all kinds of authors. Meyer is inexperienced, however some of the comments are stupid. there was one about female vampires being infertile. How do you know? Are you one? Ever met one? Didn’t mommy tell you, “not everything you see on TV is real.” It is a fiction book. Meyer can write about whatever she wants. It doesn’t have to fit into everyones little mold on what a vampire is supposed to look like, act like, or talk like. And for those who do not like the book, write your own before talking shit. Its not that easy. Have a little respect. And for those of you who do not like the movie, get over it. Others do. And they are not stupid, immature, or anything. They just like something. It is really sad reading all of these comments. You were once a little girl or boy who was obsessed with something. You were, don’t lie. Let them have there moment too. People wonder about young people in our society. I would rather have a bunch of over obessed tweens, than a bunch of people who criticise something they themselves could never accomplish.

By: Jennifer Thorne

Jennifer Thorne — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:37:11 +0000

LOL, Lee, I didn’t expect you would post that. I wish I had thought of it!

By: Lee Rowan

Lee Rowan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:52:37 +0000

This film sounds like it would make the most inspiring Mystery Science Theater subject EVER.

But for now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM&feature=player_embedded