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Paul Jessup, author of The Adventures of Petal, the Paperdoll Pirate

Tell me a little about The Adventures of Petal. What was the first image or phrase or impetus that made you sit down and spin it out?

To be honest, this one was written because I wanted to write a pirate story, plain and simple. I like pirates, pirates are cool and things blow up and they storm into places and swashbuckling and ARRR MATEY and all that fun stuff. So I wanted to write a pirate story, but it’s me. And I can’t ever just write something normally.

So I decided, hey, what can I do differently? Well, we were making paper dolls with my daughter and the idea just clicked. Pirates made of paper doll, made of popsicle sticks, all that fun stuff. To make it a quest for being, for finding the creator of the world who had abandoned it goes back to movies like Puff the Magic Dragon and The Brave Little Toaster. In fact, you could say The Brave Little Toaster was a huge influence.

Miss Cubbidge and the Dragon of Romance

He suddenly lifted his head, a blaze of gold, over the balcony; he did not appear a yellow dragon then, for his glistening scales reflected the beauty that London puts upon her only at evening and night. She screamed, but to no knight, nor knew what knight to call on…

Dollhouse Season 1, Episode 7: Echoes

Last week’s episode of Dollhouse was supposed to be the one that changed everything. This is the show Joss intended to make, insiders cried. Give him some time! After that bit of underwhelming story, I figured that Dollhouse couldn’t impress me. I would even go so far as to say that I think the show is pretty damn bad.

Then I watched “Echoes”. I won’t say it changed my mind about the show completely, but I did feel like there was an inkling of something interesting going on — though, sadly, not enough for me to even say I enjoyed it. I still think people who, upon viewing last week’s episode, felt that the master had returned were just fooling themselves and falling for the hype. I bet if Joss posted online “Oops, I meant episode seven, not six, my bad!” those same people would later say that six was just as horrible as the five that came before.

Moving on!

In this episode of Dollhouse, we find out that something called the Rossum corporation is what runs all the 20 dollhouses across the globe. We learn that they entrust the R&D of their sci-fi-inspired drugs and processes to university labs with lax security. I predict this will go as well for them in the future as it has in the past. Rossum also seems to feel that the best way to deal with people messing around in their lab is to force them into indetured slavery. This is going to end well for everyone.

One of their experimental drugs goes missing, a student who took said drug kills himself while tripping, then the drug decides it’s going to pass from person to person via touch which causes everyone to start freaking out. Normal people just act high. Dolls have bad flashbacks. Can I just say at this point how really annoyed I am that the Sierra doll flashed back to being abused by her handler? That storyline was sketchy enough, but in this episode we actually get to see him raping her.

I hate you, Joss Whedon.

Echo, who isn’t even supposed to be near all this, accidentally sees the Rossum building on TV, rushes to the scene because her memories are leaking through, and conveniently provides us with some background on how she came to be in the Dollhouse to begin with. Glad there were 6 episodes between that stupid first scene in the entire series and this. Now we can look back and think “ohh, so that’s what was going on!” and feel satisfied even though nothing satisfactory happened.

We also got an extra dollop of stereotypical black man is the bad guy in all of this. Stereotypical not because he’s doing bad things (all people do bad things. and at least he’s a scientist) but Joss took down his favorite character-building book “How to Create Minorities in 3 Easy Strokes or Less” and turned to the raised by a single mother/he’s all she’s got/she’s in financial trouble page. Thumbs up!

I enjoy an episode where the actors are given a chance to be crazy and weird. The upper echelon House runners seemed to be enjoying their trippy state quite thoroughly. But I am not the first person to recognize that this plot was ripped off of a first season Star Trek: TNG episode which was, in turn, “inspired” by an original Star Trek episode. And this isn’t even on the list of episode tropes every SF show does at least once.

I feel like this episode started a bunch of sentences it never completed. It raised questions, gave half-assed promises to answer them, then wandered off. What kind of crap is that?

Also, and I cannot stress this enough, I DO NOT WANT to ever, ever see Sierra being raped again. Or really anyone else.

Watch “Echoes”, courtesy of Hulu, and tell me I’m not right. (I so am.)

News Roundup 3/28/2009

You’ve only got until the last of the month to exercise your vote and nominate your favorite online story (which includes Fantasy Magazine stories) for the Million Writers Award! There’s some stories from our pages up there, but maybe you want to add your overlooked favorite while there’s still time? Lavie Tidhar, whose Elsbeth Rose [...]

Nicole Kornher-Stace, Author of Jane

Nicole Kornher-Stace was born in Philadelphia in 1983, moved from the East Coast to the West Coast and back again by the time she was five. She currently lives in New Paltz, NY, with one husband, three ferrets, the cutest baby in the universe, and many, many books. Her short fiction and poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in several magazines and anthologies including Best American Fantasy, Ideomancer, GUD, Goblin Fruit, Lone Star Stories, Farrago’s Wainscot, and Idylls in the Shadows. She has been nominated for the Pushcart Prize and her first novel, Desideria, is currently available on Amazon.

Blog for an Amuse-Bouche

This week, we invite commentary about fantasy meals.. I remember being entranced by the idea of Turkish Delight in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and strolling through the description of the River Rat’s picnic in Kenneth Graham’s The Wind in the Willows…

The Table Tennis Fantasy Tour

The Shandling show features a Goddess of Ping-Pong, a sometimes incandescent paddle carved out of a tree felled by a lightning bolt, and the climactic finish where Shandling smashes the final winner, and the ball goes into the air and–just as in the baseball version–knocks out the gym’s lights, showering everyone with sparks.

Star Trek: TNG, Humorously Edited

A few weeks ago a friend of mine pointed me to the YouTube channel of Jan Van Den Hemel and Andrew Hussie of jandrewedits.com. Knowing I was a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan, she figured I would appreciate their series of remixed TNG episodes. I watched the first and thought, “That was cute,” then watched the second and was equal parts horrified and highly amused. I’ve spent many a day laughing so hard I nearly broke something in my gut over these videos, and now it’s time I shared them with you all.

So far there are 20 remixed episodes, none longer than 2 minutes, most around a minute and a half. For #10 you may need to sign in to YouTube as it contains “adult content”. It’s worth it, because it’s one of the funniest in the series. I’m also quite fond of #4: “Uneventful Day”, #2: “beard on beard”, #7: “A fistful of Rikers”, and #13: “Was machst du, Data?”

Visit the site to view them all.

Legend of the Seeker: Prophecy/Destiny

A first impression, and a look into the ideal novel-to-screen transition of Terry Goodkind’s Legend of the Seeker, by Seth Golden. “Kahlan Amnell has short hair because wigs are expensive. When she touches people, they start killing other people and she falls on the ground, helpless.”

A Quattrocento Crossroads

Francesco’s guests pick up their cards. They are awkward to hold: large–nearly seven inches high–and thick. But what beauty! What richness! The exquisite figures are set off by gilded and embossed backgrounds. The cards and the setting have all the sumptuousness to be expected from one of the richest men in the world.