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By: A.C. Wise » Blog Archive » Blog for a Beer

A.C. Wise » Blog Archive » Blog for a Beer — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:10:57 +0000

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Fantasy Magazine » Blog For A Cyborg — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:02:01 +0000

[...] Editors Blog For A …, Contests, Friday, May 22nd, 2009permalink, jump to commentsLast week, Blog for a Reviser asked “If you could choose one mundane household item to be your magic reviser, which item [...]

By: Hel

Hel — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:24:38 +0000

Kitchen magnets. I was obsessed with them as a kid. I think I liked the idea of two things that could be insanely attracted to each other one moment, and repelled the next. Maybe this is why I tend to attack those things which scare me with great enthusiasm because I feel that if I can just approach it from the right angle, I’ll come to like it.

But to use them in a magical, cool, revisionist way… I suppose it’d be the idea of having something solid and three dimensional that could help me *identify* those things to which I would be best suited, and most repelled in order to avoid those situations where attacking with gusto does not eventually result in attraction.

*cough*semester-and-a-half-as-an-econ-major*cough*

By: Marshall Payne

Marshall Payne — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:10:25 +0000

Yes, Rae, I admit to being inspired by Karen’s clever comment in her Author Spotlight, which will be revealed on Thursday! Though truth told, I have an iron somewhere and can’t remember the last time it graced a wrinkle.

By: Rae Bryant

Rae Bryant — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:51:13 +0000

“I would say an iron to straighten out the wrinkles in life because my life certainly isn’t permanent press. Unfortunately I can’t remember the last time I used an iron.”

That reminds me of Karen Heuler’s upcoming Author Spotlight for Thursday . . .

By: Cat C.

Cat C. — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:20:04 +0000

Oh man, I didn’t even THINK about swirlies…that’s hysterical Revisionist swirlies could fix self-inflicted hair trauma:

“Wow, I guess I can’t rokk the fauxhawk after all…” *Dips head into toilet* *FLUSH* Gone!

By: Rae Bryant

Rae Bryant — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:41:01 +0000

A revisionist swirly? Oh, I like that.

By: Cat C.

Cat C. — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:37:08 +0000

The toilet.

“Gosh, why did I ever buy this shirt? Dancing reindeer are so not cool…” *FLUSH* Gone!

“Why did I answer when she asked me if I thought her new outfit made her butt look big? There was no right answer…” *Brushes teeth, rinses mouth, and spits rinsate into the toilet* *FLUSH* Gone!

“Why did I go and look at my ex-girlfriend’s Facebook page? I didn’t really want to see her making out with her new flavor of the week…” *Tips head over the toilet and pulls out thoughts a la Dumbledore with the Pensieve, drops them into the commode* *FLUSH* Gone!

I’m not sure that the septic system would handle all of this new input so well, so the “magic revisionist toilet” would really have to be a “magic revisionist toilet/septic system” to work properly I suppose.

By: Jaym

Jaym — Sat, 16 May 2009 00:34:23 +0000

I would love to have a magic book. Not so original, but anything you write in it becomes true for a limited length of time. Kind of like that old Citi tv ad: let us help you write a great story.

Answers, stories, money, all sorts of things!

By: Randy Henderson

Randy Henderson — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:25:19 +0000

Sock Monkey. For Sock Monkey is wise and I can trust him to hold this power and not allow me to ever actually use it.

For if I change anything, then I change everything. And if I erased my regrets and mistakes, I would surely just create new ones.

Thank you, Sock Monkey. As always, you are a true friend.